mattmutt: (I WILL END YOU ALL)
2017-11-13 08:11 pm
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HUMANS?

HELP! THE HUMANS I LIVE WITH ARE PUTTING THINGS IN BOXES AND PACKING? WHY MUST WE LEAVE THIS HORRIBLE PLACE FOR ANOTHER HORRIBLE PLACE!

WHAT AM I TO DO? TAKING THINGS OUT OF THE BOXES ISN'T MAKING THEM STOP!

SAVE ME, MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS THIS IS WHY I HAVE YOU!!

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2017-10-30 07:10 pm
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HAPPY HALLOWEEN MORTALS



THE HUMANS HAVE INFORMED ME IT IS HALLOWEEN TOMORROW. THIS IS A TIME TO WORSHIP ME!

GIVE ME PRAISE!

YOUNG CHILDREN KNOCK ON THE DOORS OF MY FOLLOWERS AND THEY ARE TO PRESENT THEM WITH CANDY. THIS WILL ENCOURAGE THEM TO WORSHIP SATAN AND SHOW THEIR DEVOTION.

THIS PLEASE ME!

YOU HAVE MADE A HOLIDAY JUST FOR ME, DEAR HUMANS! YOU SHALL NOT PERISH THIS NIGHT ENJOY YOUR CANDY


WHILE YOU CAN!
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